“- Richard Mason: Take care now.
- Sue Charlton: Don't worry. I'm a New Yorker!”
Mark Blum - Richard Mason
Linda Kozlowski - Sue Charlton

“I like London. You know I did my research before I came. I came because I found out it was my kind of town. I mean the cops don't carry guns. Now the cops still try and chase the bad guys; but they don't find it necessary to kill him when they catch him. I call that civilized. That's one of the reasons I left New York to come here.”
Ed Lauter - Smoke

“- Samantha Harper: You're down in New York consulting with Lou Gerstner or the head of GE telling them how to buy South American countries but on the weekends, you fly back up here to hang out with the cop, do cop things, maybe go to cop mixers...
- Katie Burke: I like the cop.
- Samantha Harper: Yeah, um, I can see that.”
Zooey Deschanel - Samantha Harper
Katie Holmes - Katie Burke

“And remember, this is all due to the g-g-g-g-g-g-gullibility of the New York Police Department!”

Jeremy Irons - Simon Gruber

“- Big Baby Sweets: Who the fuck is this Sugar Bear?
- Phat Tittie Kittie: He's a cop from Frisko. He's the baddest cop on the force. I heard he took the entire Frisko cartell on by himself. I heard that motherfucker swallowed a hand granade to save a bunch of refugees and shit. He's one bad motherfucker.”
Violent J - Big Baby Sweets
Kayla Kleevage - Phat Tittie Kittie