“Friends do not engage in sexual congress with each other's wives.”
Bruce Willis - Jimmy Tudeski

“You can't understand the pain of betrayal until you've been betrayed.”
Kiefer Sutherland - The Caller

“I take full responsibility for sleeping with her. I had very low self-esteem. I had to compete with somebody. It happened to be my son.”
Ashton Dane - Talk Show Father

“- Commander Kevin Dunne: How's Angela?
- Rick Santoro: Fat, fabulous, fantastic - I love her.
- Commander Kevin Dunne: How's the other one - what's her name? Candy?
- Rick Santoro: Oh, Monique? Skinny, mean, expensive - I love her!”
Gary Sinise - Commander Kevin Dunne
Nicolas Cage - Rick Santoro

“- David Shaw: We're in love, sir.
- Steven Taylor: That's it? You steal the crown jewel of a man's soul, and your only excuse is some candy ass Hallmark card sentiment? Even if it were true, that's not good enough!”

Viggo Mortensen - David Shaw
Michael Douglas - Steven Taylor