“There are no happy endings in real life.”
Adam Sandler - Skeeter Bronson

“Did you ever wake up one morning and wonder what happened to your life? You know, I thought my life would be an adventure. All of a sudden, I'm a suburban dentist.”
Tim Allen - Doug Madsen

“Life is not a movie. Good guys lose, everybody lies, and love... does not conquer all.”
Kevin Spacey - Buddy Ackerman

“It's time you learn, Sara Crewe, that real life has nothing to do with your little fantasy games. It's a cruel, nasty world out there and it's our duty to make the best of it - not to indulge in ridiculous dreams, but to be productive and useful!”
Eleanor Bron - Miss Minchin

“Your Majesty, I don't want to insult you or anything, but are you nuts? This isn't the castle. This is the real, in-your-face, carjacking, drive-by-shooting, kill-you-for-your-Reeboks street life.”
Thomas Ian Nicholas - Calvin Fuller