“May you get to Heaven an hour before the Devil knows you're dead.”

Paul Newman - John Rooney

“What happens in Heaven, stays in Heaven.”
Tom Ellis - Lucifer Morningstar

“- Agnes Smith: Rose, what did you get me for Christmas?
- Rose Smith: You'll find out tomorrow.
- Agnes Smith: I hope it's a hunting knife!”
Joan Carroll - Agnes Smith
Lucille Bremer - Rose Smith

“Christmas isn't about complaining over what we don't have. We should be thankful for what we do have.”
Lee Evans - Lars Smuntz

“Remind me, please, to put him on my Christmas list, if I could figure out how to make a letter bomb.”
Jason Biggs - Jerry Falk