“- Marshal Nalhober: Sheriff Dent. I just want to shake your hand. I wish there were more men like you in law enforcement. You are one big dick cop.
- Sheriff Chappy Dent: Thank you.”
Ronald Francis Perlman - Nalhober
William H. Macy - Chappy

“You're so thrifty, that was one of the first things I noticed about you. That, and your ass.”
Matt Kawczynski - Charlie Osgood

“Every curve in your body fulfills its promise. If the universe has any meaning, I'm looking at it.”
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Lee Simon

“- Richard Rich Sr.: How do you put up with me, Regina?
- Regina Rich: Well, you do have $70 billion.
- Richard Rich Sr.: Is that the only reason?
- Regina Rich: No. You also have a cute butt.
- Richard Rich Sr.: Hey, Cadbury, did you hear that?
- Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury: Indeed, sir. Madam admires your butt. I'm most delighted for you.”
Edward Herrmann - Richard Rich
Christine Ebersole - Regina Rich
Jonathan Hyde - Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury

“- Cyril: You have the ideal shape.
- Alma: I do?
- Cyril: He likes a little belly.”

Lesley Manville - Cyril
Vicky Krieps - Alma