“It's like the garage sale from hell.”

Jeremy Sisto - Scott

“- John Connor: You know what you're doing?
- The Terminator: I have detailed files on human anatomy.
- Sarah Connor: I'll bet. Makes you a more efficient killer, right?
- The Terminator: Correct.”
Edward Furlong - John Connor
Arnold Schwarzenegger - The Terminator
Linda Hamilton - Sarah Connor

“- Chris Kenner: I liked that car. And I liked that girl. And I'd like to cut off certain parts of Yoshida's anatomy.
- Johnny Murata: Ya know, you've got a fixation, pal...”
Dolph Lundgren - Sgt. Chris Kenner
Brandon Lee - Johnny Murata

“- Ellen Griswold: We can't leave her on the patio!
- Clark Griswold: Would you rather I slipped her in the night deposit box at the funeral home?”

Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

Your mother's ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, "Only in America"!
Anne Dudek - Tiffany Wilson