“I spend so much time thinking about all the answers to the problem... That I forget what the problem actually was.”
Kirsten Dunst - Claire Colburn

“Tell me, what do you think of the traffic problem? What do you think of the marriage problem? What do you think of at night when you go to bed, you beast?”
Groucho Marx - Captain Jeffrey Spaulding

“- Neil Clarke: I could solve every problem in the world!
- Dennis: Have you thought this thing through?”
Simon Pegg - Neil
Mojo - Dennis the Dog

“- Sarah Marshall: Did you drink today? Because sometimes when you drink...
- Peter Bretter: Excuse me. No, I haven't had anything to drink today. Maybe the problem is that you broke my heart into a million pieces and so my cock doesn't want to be around you anymore! Okay? Ever! Because you know what I just realized? You're the goddamn devil!”

Kristen Bell - Sarah Marshall
Jason Segel - Peter Bretter

“- Charlie Mackenzie: I just don't think it's a good idea to rush into spending the night together.
- Harriet Michaels: I wanna spend the night together.
- Charlie Mackenzie: I have no problem with that!”
Mike Myers - Charlie Mackenzie
Nancy Travis - Harriet Michaels