“- Mary: Who did it?
- Norman Bates: My mother did, she told me so herself.
- Mary: Oh, Norman... You're mad, don't you know that? You're as mad as a hatter.”

Meg Tilly - Mary Loomis
Anthony Perkins - Norman Bates

“- Kid #3: My Mommy says smoking kills.
- Nick Naylor: Oh, is your Mommy a doctor?
- Kid #3: No.
- Nick Naylor: A scientific researcher of some kind?
- Kid #3: No.
- Nick Naylor: Well, then she's hardly a credible expert, is she?”
Courtney Taylor Burness - Kid #3
Aaron Eckhart - Nick Naylor

“- Katherine Ann Watson: 25 years ago, someone thought this was brilliant.
- Betty Warren: Who?
- Katherine Ann Watson: My mother. I painted it for her birthday.”

Julia Roberts - Katherine Ann Watson
Kirsten Dunst - Betty Warren

“Quality time with your kids: You know what? Quit bugging 'em. Leave 'em alone. They like it!”
Lindsay Lohan - Anna Coleman

“Do I interfere when absolutely helpless women tell me they simply can't have an abortion - that they simply must go through with having another and yet another orphan? I do not. I do not even recommend. I just give them what they want.”

Sir Michael Caine - Dr. Wilbur Larch