“I got a cactus in my bathroom but we got nothing to say to each other.”

Walter Matthau - Max Goldman

- Seth Gecko: You. Plant yourself in that chair.
- Hostage Gloria Hill: What are you gonna do with...
- Seth Gecko: I said "plant yourself". Plants don't talk.
George Clooney - Seth Gecko
Brenda Hillhouse - Hostage Gloria Hill

“Do you have bathrooms here or do I have to shit in a plant?”
Peter Dante - Dante

“Don't water the plants, they're plastic!”
Eugene Levy - Gerry Fleck

“- Shop Owner: Sir, I can't replace the plant just because you killed it.
- Gerhardt: I did not kill this plant, it was sick or something. I gave it everything. I was talking to it, telling it stories. I drew a sketch of it, and put it on my refrigerator.
- Shop Owner: Did you water it?”
Alan Tudyk - Gerhardt