“- Mimi: Anyone wanna help me pick some strawberries?
- Kurt: Nope, but I'll give you a hand with those melons!”

Lauren Gros - Mimi
Adam Devine - Kurt

“- Helen Lacey: Oh, Victor, please don't do anything dangerous!
- Victor Shakapopulis: Don't worry. I know how to handle tits.”
Heather MacRae - Helen Lacey
Woody Allen - Victor

“I think elevators are very sexual. Don't you? I have this fantasy that I'm in an elevator, all alone with this man, that I've never met before in my life. And he just keeps staring at me. All of the sudden, he reaches out and he touches my breasts.”

Catherine Hicks - Jane Mortimer

“I hear Japs are happy to die for their emperor. A lot of them are going to be made very happy.”
Cary Grant - Capt. Cassidy

“Females are useful there only to work or to have children. The Japs don't understand the love we have for our women. They don't even have a word for it in their language.”
Cary Grant - Capt. Cassidy