“- Max Abbitt: I thought we agreed not to set each other up anymore.
- Jay Murphy: No, I agreed not to let you set me up anymore after that girl who you said was perfect for me tied me up and came out with that hood and cane and offered to beat the shit out of me.”
David Schwimmer - Max Abbitt
Jason Lee - Jay Murphy

“Zigzag. That means he wants to talk peace. You zigzag out to meet him.”
John Carradine - Porter Rockwell

“- Don Luis Quintero: My wife, senor.
- Diego: Your Excellency is a very fortunate man.
- Don Luis Quintero: I'm not so sure. She thinks pesos grow on mulberry trees.”

J. Edward Bromberg - Don Luis Quintero
Tyrone Power - Diego

“- Don José Alvarez de Cordoba: It is extremely important that my niece is presented to the Queen before her new maids of honor are chosen.
- Capt. Lopez: They say that Elizabeth surrounds herself with beauty in the hope that it may be contagious.”
Claude Rains - Don José Alvarez de Cordoba
Gilbert Roland - Capt. Lopez

“- Dan: Imagine finding you here.
- Bijou: I'm the type of girl you're liable to find anywhere.”
John Wayne - Dan
Marlene Dietrich - Bijou