“- Bowen: You are the last.
- Draco: My time is over! Strike!
- Bowen: You are my friend.
- Draco: Then as my friend, strike, please!”

Dennis Quaid - Bowen
Sir Sean Connery - Draco

“Travis, it really tweaks my melon, to see a buff bro like Crawl here, get weezed on by a greasy scumbag like you. So you just chill.”
Lane Smith - Walter Warner

“- Mike Murphy: Look, do me a favor, don't save my life anymore!
- Lieutenant Speer: My pleasure.”
Burt Reynolds - Mike Murphy
Clint Eastwood - Lieutenant Speer

- Jack Taylor: You're asking me for help.
- Melanie Parker: It would appear that way, wouldn't it?
- Jack Taylor: I'll agree if you'll say, "Jack, please be my knight in shining armor".
George Clooney - Jack Taylor
Michelle Pfeiffer - Melanie Parker

“- Mayor Moe Carson: I demand a little respect.
- Lester Cadwalader, Sr.: You're getting it... very little.”
Edgar Kennedy - Mayor Moe Carson
Guy Kibbee - Lester Cadwalader, Sr.