“- Therapist: Why do you come to see me every week?
- Kate: My boss said she'd fire me if I didn't get therapy.
- Therapist: Why do you think, she thinks you need therapy? Why?
- Kate: You know what, I haven't the faintest idea.”
Bob Balaban - Therapist
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Kate

“The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!”
Ted Sorel - Dr. Edward Pretorius

“I love the smell of bridesmaids in the morning.”
Jake Busey - Kyle Brenner

“There is nothing sexier than smoke billowing proudly out of a woman's hot, red, engorged nostrils.”
Gene Hackman - William B. Tensy

“Anyone with any common sense can be sexy.”
Diane Ladd - Mother