“Captain, I am the sponsor of that little car. It's going to win the Brazil Grand Primeo.”

Cloris Leachman - Aunt Louise

“Every soldierhopes for a major war in his lifetime. This one was mine.”
Sean Bean - Andy McNab

“People of Atlantis, hear me! My brother has come from the surface... to challenge me for the throne! Let us settle this in the ancient way: by bloodshed do the gods make known their will!”
Patrick Wilson - King Orm

“- Sister Margaretta: Reverend Mother, I have sinned.
- Sister Berthe: I, too, Reverend Mother.
- Mother Abbess: What is this sin, my children?
[the nuns look at each other, then reveal from under their robes the distributor and coil they have removed from the Germans' cars]”

Anna Lee - Sister Margaretta
Portia Nelson - Sister Berthe
Peggy Wood - Mother Abbess

“- Col. 'Madman' Maddox: Winowski, a little tall for a Jap, wouldn't you say?
- Winowski: Yeah, but those Japs are sneaky bastards, sir. You never know.
- Col. 'Madman' Maddox: You're right. Check him for stilts.”
Warren Oates - Col. 'Madman' Maddox
Ronnie McMillan - Winowski