“You can lead a hoe to water but you can't make 'em think, ya dig?”
Katt Williams - Money Mike

“It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting ideas and thinking.”
Richard White - Gaston

“- Frank Fencepost: Felix, do you think women are thinking something?
- Bartender: More than you know, Frank. More than you'll ever know.”
Adam Beach - Frank Fencepost
Namir Khan - Bartender

“The moment you think you know what's going on in a woman's head is the moment your goose is well and truly cooked.”
Dominic Cooper - Howard Stark

“If I were you boys, I wouldn't talk or even think about women. T'aint good for your health.”
Walter Huston - Howard