“The only way to catch a doper is when you yourself become a smoker. The surest way to make them bleed is when you bust their ass and steal their weed.”
Stacy Keach - The Sarge Stedanko

“In the event of capture I will personally distribute these cyanide capsules to be placed under the tongue like so.”

Ralph Brown - Del Preston

“- Philip FitzRoyce: Tell me, how do you contain the sharks in this part of the lagoon?
- Calvin Bouchard: Well, you know, it's that old shark screen, the bubble screen. You know, sharks don't like that. It's what they call marine segregation.”
Simon MacCorkindale - Philip FitzRoyce
Louis Gossett Jr. - Calvin Bouchard

“- Cole: You ever heard the story of the mouse, the lion, and the thorn?
- Mills: Yeah?
- Cole: There you go, then. In case we ever see that primate again.
- Mills: You do know that story is about a mouse becoming friends with the lion after taking the thorn out of his paw though, right?
- Cole: No it's not. The mouse kills the lion with the thorn.”
Shea Whigham - Cole
Jason Mitchell - Mills

“- Raoul Duke: Look, there's two women fucking a polar bear!
- Dr. Gonzo: Don't tell me these things. Not now man.”

Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke
Benicio del Toro - Dr. Gonzo