“- Joe Brofmowski: Mom, I don't like eggs.
- Tutti: If you don't eat them now, they'll be waiting here for you at dinner.”
Sylvester Stallone - Joe Bomowski
Estelle Getty - Tutti

“- Laurie Kessler: That's some lunch, Dad. Coleslaw and quiche?
- Leo Kessler: I hate quiche.
- Canteen Cashier: Then why did you get it?
- Leo Kessler: I thought it was pie!”
Lisa Eilbacher - Laurie Kessler
Charles Bronson - Leo Kessler

“- Joan Winfield: Don't you get lonesome being here all alone?
- Pop Tolliver: No, I like people. Not seeing many of them keeps me liking them.”
Bette Davis - Joan Winfield
Harry Davenport - Pop Tolliver

“- Lance Rogers: Doctor, I'm disappointed in my judgment. I'm beginning to like you.
- Doug Lee: Doctor, I'm just suffering a similar disillusionment. I'm beginning to suspect you're almost human yourself.”
Ralph Bellamy - Lance Rogers
Errol Flynn - Doug Lee

“Scotty, you're boring. I liked you for a while, but now I can't stand looking at you. Even your voice makes me sick.”

Haylie Johnson - Nikki Trainor