- The Cable Guy: When your love is truly giving, it will come back to you ten fold.
- Steven M. Kovacs: You're right. That's incredibly insightful.
- The Cable Guy: I know. It was Jerry Springer's final thought on "Friday's show".
Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy
Matthew Broderick - Steven M. Kovacs

“Man wants chaos. In fact, he's got to have it. Depression, strife, riots, murder. All this dread. We're irresistibly drawn to that almost orgiastic state created out of death and destruction. It's in all of us.”
J.C. Shakespeare - Burning Man

“- Max Abbitt: I'm not gonna depress myself, and sit in my room all night listening to Barry Manilow records.
- Jay Murphy: Hey, that was a radio special!”
David Schwimmer - Max Abbitt
Jason Lee - Jay Murphy

“I have other depressions that don't involve you.”

Jason Lee - Jay Murphy

“I wasn't afraid. I was depressed.”
Sean Bean - Andy McNab