“- Jimmy Chan: Pop, tell these guys I'm not crazy!
- Charlie Chan: Parent must first convince self of same.”
Victor Sen Yung - Jimmy Chan
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“I understand that you little guys start out with your woobies and you think they're great... and they are, they are terrific. But pretty soon, a woobie isn't enough. You're out on the street trying to score an electric blanket, or maybe a quilt. And the next thing you know, you're strung out on bedspreads Ken. That's serious.”

Michael Keaton - Jack

“- Clear Rivers: When I was a kid, like six or seven, I used to worry so much about my parents dying. Lying awake at night, just worrying.
- Alex Browning: Most kids do, I guess.
- Clear Rivers: Most kids never have it happen.”
Ali Larter - Clear Rivers
Devon Sawa - Alex Browning

“You think you're scared now? Wait till your parents get the bill for breaking Daedalus.”

Kate Capshaw - Andie Bergstrom

“When I was a little girl my parents would not allow me to go south of 8th mile. And I did not even know what that meant until I got a little older. And I started realizing that that was where the city started and the suburbs ended.”
Olivia Luccardi - Yara