“- Carol Aird: [leans down to kiss her] You're trembling...
- Therese Belivet: No, don't. I want to see you.”

Cate Blanchett - Carol Aird
Rooney Mara - Therese Belivet

While I was in the pizza parlor, this creepy old man came up to me and said "Sweetie, you don't have to kiss to make babies". So, I waited until it was about time to leave with the pizza, so I walked right up to him and said out loud "I know, but you still gotta fuck!".
Baybi Day - Pamela

“- Danielle: Wait. I don't know if I'm ready for this.
- Sebastian: That's cool.
- Danielle: I'm sorry. It's just that yesterday was my first kiss, and now you're practically touching my breast. At this rate, your dick will be in my mouth by lunch.”
Sarah Thompson - Danielle Sherman
Robin Dunne - Sebastian Valmont

“- Humphrey Williams: So, just listen. Now, did I or did I not... do... vaginal... juices? Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.
- Watson: Rubbing the clitoris, sir?
- Humphrey Williams: What's wrong with a kiss, boy?”
Graham Arthur Chapman - Humphrey Williams
Eric Idle - Watson

“- Charlene Morton: Pretend I'm your wife. Talk dirty to me.
- Peter Sanderson: Um, okay... I wanna kiss you a lot!”
Queen Latifah - Charlene Morton
Steve Martin - Peter Sanderson