“- Father's Anger: Fire!
- Dad: That's it! Go to your room!
- Father's Fear: The foot is down. The foot is down. Whoo! [Father's emotionscheer]
- Father's Anger: Good job, gentleman. That could have been a disaster.
- Mother's Sadness: Well, that was a disaster.”

Kyle MacLachlan - Dad

“Michael-You’re mad at me.
Eleanor-I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.
Michael-Oh, come on! Everyone knows that’s worse.”
Kristen Bell - Eleanor Shellstrop
Ted Danson - Michael

“How many times do I have to remind you!? Get those rebounds! Get those loose Pucks! Get...just...just get the hell out of here!”
Emilio Estevez - Gordon Bombay

“- Torrance Shipman: Do you know what this means? My entire cheerleading career has been a lie.
- Missy Pantone: Well, look on the bright side: It's only cheerleading!
- Torrance Shipman: I am only cheerleading.”

Kirsten Dunst - Torrance Shipman
Eliza Dushku - Missy Pantone

“That look like hockey to you? To me it looks like two monkeys trying to hump a football.”
Kurt Russell - Herb Brooks