“Here on Stork Mountain we take baby delivery seriously. I'm here to finally unveil our new and improved Human Infant Production Facility.”
Kelsey Grammer - Hunter

“I wish you guys would do that with bricks once in a while. That way it would end faster.”

Shane Edelman - Mr. Loud

“There's some kids playing baseball. All I see is the one kid they won't let play because he tells corny jokes. And no-one thinks they're funny.”

Ryan Gosling - Leland P. Fitzgerald

“- Kalina Oretzia: Who are you to play God?
- Cyrus Kriticos: Playing is for children.”
Embeth Davidtz - Kalina Oretzia
F. Murray Abraham - Cyrus Kriticos

“- Lord Covington: Who gave you permission to be in here?
- Madeline: N-n-nobody, Lord Covington.
- Lord Covington: This is a hospital, it's not a play room. You're not allowed to just wander around.”

Nigel Hawthorne - Lord Covington
Hatty Jones - Madeline