“- James Ubriacco: Honey, this isn't me. I wanna be myself.
- Mollie Ubriacco: Okay, you're not gonna get this job if you're yourself.”

John Travolta - James
Kirstie Alley - Mollie Ubriacco

“- William Schwenck Gilbert: The traditional Japanese posture adopted by well-meaning, but misguided, underlings upon the departure of their august superiors.
- George Grossmith: Would that be a recognised Japanese attitude, sir?
- William Schwenck Gilbert: Not as yet, Grossmith, but I have every confidence that it shall become one.”

Jim Broadbent - William Schwenck Gilbert
Martin Savage - George Grossmith

“I got thinkin' about that book you wrote, you know, on Napoleon. Figured that him and me bein' so much alike, you'd like to do a little job for me.”

Humphrey Bogart - Joe Gurney

“Life is something you dominate, Nick. If you're any good.”
Joel Edgerton - Tom Buchanan

“- John Lee: You're safer with me.
- Meg Coburn: Is it my perfume or something? Because you are the second guy today to assume I need, want or will accept help. I won't.
- John Lee: It's not an option.”
Chow Yun-Fat - John Lee
Mira Sorvino - Meg Coburn