- Carter: The only reason why I'm here in Hong Kong is 'cause you said you was gonna show me a good time. I'm on vacation, man! and I want some "mu shu".
- Lee: Mushu, you hungry?
- Carter: No, not "mushu". "Mu shu". I want to see some women man. Now, stop playing dumb and take me to the "shu".
Chris Tucker - Carter
Jackie Chan - Lee

“Don't go mistaking paradise for a pair of long legs.”
Mary Stuart Masterson - Watts

“- Willow Ufgood: We found one of your babies in our village. Will you please take care of her?
- Airk Thaughbaer: We're going into battle, little ones. Find a woman to take care of her.
- Madmartigan: He thought you were a woman, Airk!”
Warwick Davis - Willow Ufgood
Gavan O'Herlihy - Airk Thaughbaer
Val Kilmer - Madmartigan

“- Ella: Is that me?
- Link: Betty
- Ella: Betty... Betty?
- Link: Betty Betty Nuggs.
- Ella: Betty Nuggs?”

Robin Tunney - Ella
Brendan Fraser - Link

“- Sydney Ellen Wade: Oh, Andy, a C minus in Women's Studies.
- President Andrew Shepherd: Yeah, well, that class wasn't about what I thought it was about.”

Annette Bening - Sydney Ellen Wade
Michael Douglas - President Andrew Shepherd