“Gregory was insane. Of course being insane didn't make it all right that I fell in love with his wife Candy.”
Loren Dean - Mumford

“- Dr. Louis Judd: Why would she wish to harm you?
- Alice Moore: Because I'm in love with her husband.”

Tom Conway - Dr. Louis Judd
Jane Randolph - Alice Moore

“- Sarah Hallenbeck: You were never around. You know what? Fuck you, Joe. I was lonely!
- Joe Hallenbeck: Buy a dog.”

Chelsea Field - Sarah Hallenbeck
Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck

“There will be no penis between us!”

Lonette McKee - Drew

“- Bridget Jones: I owe you an apology about Daniel. He said you ran off with his fiancée and left him brokenhearted.
- Mark Darcy: No, it was the other way around. My wife. My heart.”
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones
Colin Firth - Mark Darcy