“Happiness is a gift and the trick is not to expect it, but to delight in it when it comes.”
John Barry Humphries - Mrs. Crummles

“I feel you know what it's like to be without happiness, but do you know what it's like to be afraid of it? To see the world as so conniving, you cannot take pleasure in the appareance of something good because you suspect it is only a painted drop behind which other troubles lie.”

Anne Hathaway - Madeline Bray

“- Kady Tyler: Billy Roy's got a brand-new convertible car, and he's gonna take me for a ride.
- Jess Tyler: Why?
- Kady Tyler: Because sometimes... people need to be made to feel good.”
Pia Zadora - Kady Tyler
Stacy Keach - Jess Tyler

These are..."The Days Of Our Lives"!

Christina Applegate - Courtney Rockcliffe
Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters

- Evelyn Ames: You look like someone who can take care of herself. Buy some condoms. Don't feel bad. He probably really likes you. If you can just... enjoy yourself with him like he's enjoying himself with you. That's what I do. I'm in it for the "endolphin" rush.
- Suzanne Vale: Endorphin.
- Evelyn Ames: Whatever.

Annette Bening - Evelyn Ames
Meryl Streep - Suzanne Vale