- Wednesday Addams: Pugsley, sit in the chair.
- Pugsley Addams: Why?
- Wednesday Addams: So we can play a game.
- Pugsley Addams: What game?
- Wednesday Addams: It's called, "Is There a God?".
Christina Ricci - Wednesday Addams
Jimmy Workman - Pugsley Addams

- TV Scientist: Einstein was then celebrating the seventieth birthday anniversary and there was a colloquium given for him. And he said, "God doesn't play dice with the universe".
- Gabe: No. He just plays hide-and-seek.
Nick Metropolis - TV Scientist
Woody Allen - Gabe Roth

“- The Priest: God is love, and God is everywhere.
- Jackie Kennedy: Was he in the bullet that killed Jack?
- The Priest: Absolutely.
- Jackie Kennedy: Is he inside me now?
- The Priest: Yes, of course. Of course he is.
- Jackie Kennedy: Well, that's a funny game he plays, hiding all the time.”
Sir John Hurt - The Priest
Natalie Portman - Jackie Kennedy

“They said there's a reason for everything. Well if God's got a purpose for me, he better get down and show me, cause I don't see it.”
Sharon Stone - Olivia Mazursky

“God knows when a single hair moves on your head.”
Benicio del Toro - Jack Jordan