My mum always said: "It's a dog-eat-dog world, son. You get them before they get you. Eat your greens. Stop embarrassing me in front of the neighbors. Maybe it would best if you leave home and never come back!". She wasn't even my real mum. She bought me from a man.
Jason Barry - Valentine

“- Rebecca: Where is Jack?
- Peter Mitchell: He's in Turkey. Exactly where I'd be if my baby was in New York.”
Margaret Colin - Rebecca
Tom Selleck - Peter Mitchell

“Some day you'll have my children. In fact, they're in the car if you want them.”
John Turturro - Roland T. Flakfizer

“- Air Conditioner: We've been dumped! Abandoned!
- Blanky: But he loved us.
- The Radio: That's right.
- Air Conditioner: So what? He's a kid. He has a family. They move away, he moves away. It's a packaged deal.”
Phil Hartman - Air Conditioner
Timothy E. Day - Blanky
Jon Lovitz - Radio

“I never thought I would get married and have kids. I thought I was going to be a gypsy actor, traveling all over the world playing the great roles. I ended up having a kid very young, and it put things in perspective.”
Bobby Cannavale