“Oh. Where you going?... Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. You better keep your mouth shout. Oh... I think I love him.”

Madeline Kahn - Elizabeth

“- Lord Horatio Nelson: Last of 1799; eight bells for the old year, and eight for the new. Happy New Year, darling.
- Emma Lady Hamilton: Happy New Year.
- Lord Horatio Nelson: The dawn of a new century.
- Emma Lady Hamilton: 1800. How strange it sounds.”

Laurence Olivier - Lord Horatio Nelson
Vivien Leigh - Emma Lady Hamilton

“Mini Me! Where are you? Could someone put a fricken bell on him or something?”

Mike Myers - Dr. Evil

“- Garrett: What are you?
- Devon: Frankly, we're the reason cousins shouldn't marry.”
Cary Elwes - Garrett
Eric Idle - Devon

“You can't kill the man without becoming the monster.”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Dr. Zachary Smith