“- Mays Gilliam: If we had laws on the Destiny's Child Video, we'd have less crime.
- Brian Lewis: I think we should let the people decide.
- Mays Gilliam: The people can't decide! The people are too busy gettin shot in the ass!”
Chris Rock - Mays Gilliam
Nick Searcy - Brian Lewis

“- Angela: You seem to be doing alright by it!
- Roy Waller: I'm not. Believe me. It's no fun doing what I do. A lot of times it's stealing from people who don't deserve it. Old people. Fat people. Lonely.”

Alison Lohman - Angela
Nicolas Cage - Roy Waller

“- Greg Stillson: Put your hand on the scanning screen, and you'll go down in history with me!
- Five Star General: As what? The world's greatest mass murderers?
- Greg Stillson: You cowardly bastard! You're not the voice of the people, I am the voice of the people! The people speak through me, not you!”
Martin Sheen - Greg Stillson
Gordon Jocelyn - Five-Star General

“I often forget other people have limitations. It’s so sad.”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“You are important to a lot of people, Jeffrey. You think about that, and you think about them. I'm all out of heroes, man. Guys like you are in short supply.”

Al Pacino - Lowell Bergman