“You'll find a lot of people that don't like you, Larry.”
Sir Michael Caine - Mike

“- Prof. Marieke van den Broeck: You don't have any friends.
- Harry Donovan: Oh yeah? Why's that?
- Prof. Marieke van den Broeck: You're an ogre. You don't like people.”
Irène Jacob - Prof. Marieke van den Broeck
Jason Patric - Harry Donovan

“- Billy Kwan: What do you think of her?
- Guy Hamilton: Not my type.
- Billy Kwan: Oh. Why's that?
- Guy Hamilton: It's her attitude. You know how the British can be so damn superior? It's like the colonel with his gin, tonic and ice.
- Billy Kwan: Jill is not like that at all.”

Linda Hunt - Billy Kwan
Mel Gibson - Guy Hamilton

“- Roland Sharp: I gave up alcohol about ten years ago.
- Professor Molly McCarthy: Didn't like yourself when you were drinking?
- Roland Sharp: Hell, I loved myself when I was drinking. It was the other people that had the problem!”
Tommy Lee Jones - Roland Sharp
Anne Archer - Professor Molly McCarthy

“If a human does happen to see you, just lay down, roll over and give your privates a good licking. They love it!”

Bruce Willis - RJ