“- Aurora Greenway: How is she?
- Dr. Maise: I tell people to hope for the best and prepare for the worst.
- Aurora Greenway: And they let you get away with that?”

Shirley MacLaine - Aurora Greenway
Paul Menzel - Dr. Maise

“I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn't you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn't big enough.”
Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie

“We risk sanity for moments of temporary enlightenment.”
John Simm - Jip

“- Maître D': Good evening sir and how are we today?
- Mr. Creosote: Better.
- Maître D': Better?
- Mr. Creosote: Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up.”
John Marwood Cleese - Maître D'
Terry Jones - Mr. Creosote

“- Blade: How do you feel?
- Whistler: Like hammered shit.”
Wesley Snipes - Blade
Kris Kristofferson - Whistler