“All you want to talk about is money, let's talk about love, and sex... forget love, let's just talk about sex.”

Alexander Godunov - Max Beissart

“- Black: You run your mouth too much. You learn to control your mouth, you might could fuck both of 'em.
- Blue: I don't wanna fuck both of 'em.”

Master P - Black
Anthony Johnson - Blue

The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend. I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy". She said, "Why did you say that twice?". I said, "I didn't". See, 'cause of the echo.

Shane Black - Hawkins

“- Dashiki: Talk dirty to me.
- Ashtray: I'm cumming!
[grunts and makes ridiculous orgasm face]
- Dashiki: What did you say?
- Ashtray: Never mind. I'll tell you when I wake up.”

Tracey Cherelle Jones - Dashiki
Shawn Wayans - Ashtray

“- Poindexter: Wait, would you rather live in the ascendancy of a civilization or during its decline?
- Mu: Poindexter, do you wanna fuck, or not?
- Poindexter: Okay.”
Timothy Busfield - Poindexter
Linda Felker - Mu