“Anti-semitism is a creed of resentful and unsuccessful people. The philosophy of Philistines; it's in bad taste.”
Rüdiger Vogler - Gen. Jakofalvy

“The only advantage I have found in being Jewish is that I can be openly anti-Semitic.”
Kirk Douglas

“Anti-Semitism is not part of my life.”
Tim Blake Nelson

“- Alex: I won't say a single solitary slovo unless I have my lawyerhere. I know the law, you bastards.
- Police Inspector: We'll have to show our little friend Alex here that we know the law too, but that knowing the law isn't everything.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)
Lindsay Campbell - Police Inspector

“- Mike: What do you call a thousand lawyers buried up to their necks in sand?
- Johnny: What?
- Mike: Not enough sand.”
Christopher Walken - Mike
Mars Callahan - Johnny