- Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: I have to go on a date with this woman. Why can't I just say no?
- Father Brian Kilkenney Finn: I don't know, why can't you?
- Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: I can't alienate these women, I need body count at the temple.
Ben Stiller - Rabbi Jake Schram
Edward Norton - Father Brian Finn

Do you know what my daughter's nurse told her today? "In a girl's voice lies temptation - a known fact. Eloquence in a woman means promiscuity. Promiscuity of the mind leads to promiscuity of the body". She doesn't believe it yet, but she will.
Moira Kelly - Beatrice Venier

“In order to choose your lovers wisely, you need to understand men. No matter their shape or size... position or wealth... they all dream of the temptress. The irresistible... unapproachable Venus... who quickly turns pliable maiden when they've had a hard day.”

Jacqueline Bisset - Paola Franco

“I told you that one should forgive a fallen woman. But I never said I would be able to. I can't forgive.”
Vyacheslav Tikhonov - Prince Andrei Bolkonsky

“With men it's like I'm trying every color in the jellybean jar to see what's going to taste good.”
Raquel Welch