“- Dexter King: How was your day?
- Kate: Not great. A nurses's day is always pretty grisly. A woman I was with gave birth to a baby in a lift.
- Dexter King: Well, that was okay, er?
- Kate: It would have been, but her husband slipped on the afterbirth and broke his collarbone.”
Jeff Goldblum - Dexter King
Emma Thompson - Kate

“- Denny: In my family, a man has only to look at a woman and she's pregnant.
- Rita: That's because you're all so cockeyed.”
Malcolm Douglas - Denny
Julie Walters - Rita

“- Jean: I don't think she knows much about how to make love to a man.
- Matthew: She must know something, she's pregnant.
- Jean: That's what I mean. A girl who knows how to make love to a man would never let that happen.”
Rebecca Nelson - Jean Coughlin
Martin Donovan - Matthew Slaughter

“- Dr. Einstein: I cannot operate without a drink!
- Jonathan Brewster: Pull yourself together, doctor!
- Dr. Einstein: I cannot pull myself together without a drink!”
Peter Lorre - Dr. Einstein
Raymond Massey - Jonathan Brewster

“- Kathleen Strauss: For a doctor, you really are not very helpful.
- Dr. Marlowe: Who says I'm a good doctor?”
Kristin Lehman - Kathleen Strauss
Rutger Hauer - Dr. Marlowe