“Don't play hard to get, you might miss something.”
Robert Rusler - Buzz

“- Volare: My dance shoes are in the Louvre in Paris.
- Roland T. Flakfizer: Big deal. Last year I left a raincoat in Cleveland.”
George De La Pena - Roberto Volare
John Turturro - Roland T. Flakfizer

“- Bruce Gardner: You better be careful. Remember what happened to Narcissus?
- Donna Gardner: Nar-who?
- Bruce Gardner: Greek mythology. He was a guy who loved looking at his reflection so much in a pond that he fell in and drowned.
- Donna Gardner: Well, only a boy could be that clumsy.
- Pat Gardner: You got that right.”
Tom Skerritt - Bruce Gardner
Lara Flynn Boyle - Donna Gardner

“Who turns you into a vain, cheap, worldly fool? Linton does. You'll never love him, but you'll let yourself be loved because it pleases your stupid, greedy vanity.”

Laurence Olivier - Heathcliff

“Father had just one reason for ever starting this unfortunate enterprise: vanity.”

Mary Field - Miss Totten