“- Coach: You ate her?
- Wayne: Yeah, we ate her.
- J.D.: Alive.
- Coach: My hat goes off to you. You boys are smart; that's the perfect crime.”
R. Lee Ermey - Coach
Steve Zahn - Wayne
Jack Black - J.D.

“They kill for one reason: they kill for food. They eat their victims, you understand that, Mr. Berman? That's what keeps them going!”

David Crawford - Dr. Foster

“I noticed the other morning you didn't order any breakfast. I wasn't sure if that was because you weren't a breakfast eater... or becuase you thought I was gonna kill you.”

Christian Slater - Lewis Farrell

“- Renfield: You have 30 seconds to tell me where Miss Sondheim is, or...
- Model Agent: Or what? You'll eat your lunch in my office?
- Renfield: No-o-o, my lunch will eat you.”
Arte Johnson - Renfield
Susan Tolsky - Model Agent

“Chicken, chicken, chicken! Chickie-chickie-chickie-chicken! Come here, I don't want to hurt you, I just want to eat you.”

Gene Wilder - Avram