“Pete Garrison was my best friend. Until he slept with my wife.”
Kiefer Sutherland - David Breckinridge

“- Mavis Gary: I'm going to a rock concert with an old flame and I think there is a chance we may reconnect.
- Sales Lady: Let's show him what he's been missing.
- Mavis Gary: No, he's seen me recently. He knows. But his wife hasn't seen me in a while, so.”
Charlize Theron - Mavis Gary
Elizabeth Ward Land - Sales Lady

“I came here to strangle you!”

Woody Allen - Isaac

“We've always had bad chemistry, Felix. We mix like oil and frozen yogurt.”
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison

“You're my mother. You're my father. You're my mother. You're my whole family. You're even my friend, Gloria. You're my girlfriend too.”
John Adames - Phil Dawn