“- Young Boy with Coffee: Cream?
- Young Girl with Coffee: No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.”

David Hollander - Young Boy with Coffee
Michelle Stacy - Young Girl with Coffee

“You can tell the men from the boys by the price of their toys.”
John Calvin - Troy

“- Sally Lamonsoff: See that? Now he won't even drink from me.
- Roxanne Chase-Feder: That's what men do. They take and take, and then give you up for some cow.
- Sally Lamonsoff: Well now I don't know what I'm going to do with these.
- Eric Lamonsoff: I do.”

Maria Bello - Sally Lamonsoff
Salma Hayek - Roxanne Chase-Feder
Kevin James - Eric Lamonsoff

“- Dr. Ditten: Our children will thank us for the world we are making for them!
- Emmy Ritter: Thank you? Thank you for what? For a world filled with a seed of new hates? For a world in ruins?”
Philip Dorn - Dr. Ditten
Alla Nazimova - Emmy Ritter

“We weren't as fortunate as most people. We would've had one of our own, only... you don't know how badly my wife wanted a child. It wasn't so important to me. I suppose most men are like this but children never meant a great deal to me.”

Cary Grant - Roger Adams