“- Ed Exley: All I ever wanted was to measure up to my father.
- Bud White: Now's your chance.”

Guy Pearce - Ed Exley
Russell Crowe - Bud White

“- Clark Griswold: That's a very special guitar. It was given to me by Bob Dylan.
- James Griswold: The Bob Dylan?
- Clark Griswold: No, a Bob Dylan but it was given to him by Jimi Hendrix.
- James Griswold: The Jimi Hendrix?
- Clark Griswold: No.”
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
Skyler Gisondo - James Griswold

“- Kirk: My dad joined the Starfleet because he believed in it. I joined on a dare.
- Bones: You joined to see if you could live up to him. You spent all this time trying to be your father, now you’re wondering just what it means to be you.”
Chris Pine - James T. Kirk
Karl Urban - Bones

“- Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone: After the wedding, you'll move into a nice ground floor apartment.
- Lisa Provolone: Why a ground floor apartment?
- Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone: Because after I break his legs, he's not gonna make it up any steps!”
Sylvester Stallone - Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone
Marisa Tomei - Lisa Provolone

“- The Shoveller: Lucille, God gave me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well.
- Lucille: Honey, you shovel better than any man I've ever known, but that does not make you a superhero. Listen to me. You're a good husband, and a good father. But that's all. Nothing more.”
William H. Macy - Shoveler
Jenifer Lewis - Lucille