“- David Shayne: I studied playwrighting with every teacher, I read every book...
- Cheech: Let me tell you somethin' about teachers. I hate teachers. Those blue-haired bitches used to whack us with rulers. Forget teachers.”
John Cusack - David Shayne
Chazz Palminteri - Cheech

“Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other's happiness, not by each other's misery. We don't want to hate and despise one another.”

Sir Charlie Chaplin - Hynkel - Dictator of Tomania

“- Sarah Harding: Don't light that! Dinosaurs pick up scents from miles away. We're here to observe and document, not interact.
- Ian Malcolm: Which is a scientific impossibility.”
Julianne Moore - Sarah Harding
Jeff Goldblum - Ian Malcolm

“Everything I've ever cared about, everything I've worked for... has all been preparation for a future that no longer exists. I know you always thought I took the competition too seriously. You were right. It was all for nothing.”

Emmy Rossum - Laura Chapman

“- Jake Shuttlesworth: What are you studying?
- Mary Shuttlesworth: Cells.
- Jake Shuttlesworth: Yeah, me too.”
Denzel Washington - Jake Shuttlesworth
Zelda Harris - Mary Shuttlesworth