“A part doesn't belong to an actor; an actor belongs to a part.”
Billy Crudup - Ned Kynaston

“I'm gonna solve it here or this bimbo you sent me is gonna be doing a donkey act on public access television. Her tits, her tits, her tits, her tits. That she signed in her contract! We hired her because of 10 years at the Actors Studio, the way she played Medea? Her last 2 pictures lay there on the screen like my first wife.”
David Paymer - Marty Rossen

“Mom always wanted me to be on the stage.”
Dom DeLuise - Tiger

“For crying out loud, Roger, I don't know how many times we have to do this damn scene! Raoul, I'll be in my trailer, taking a nap!”
Lou Hirsch - Baby Herman

“- Conductor: You a film prodigy? You know, I used to be a pretty good actor.
- Daughter: Oh, my camera light's blinking!
- Conductor: I am disgraced, impeached and baffled here!
- Daughter: Battery pack is low!
- Conductor: Pierced to the soul with slander's venomed spear!”
Samuel Stricklen - Conductor
Olivia DeJonge - Becca