“- Jane Blue: Frank sent the Fisher-Price Barnyard.
- Jeff Blue: You sent that? Aw, do you know those cows really moo?
- Jane Blue: Jeff plays with it day and night.”
Kathleen Turner - Jane Blue
Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue

“I mean, you're the grown-up here. If a kid is experimenting and says something flirtatious, you ignore it, you don't encourage it! If a kid says 'Hey, let's make screwdrivers!', you take the alcohol away, and you don't race them to the next drink!”
Ellen Page - Hayley Stark

“The man's immature, you know? He's like a child. I'll tell you this much: there ain't no God while Howard Stern's walking the Earth, I'll tell you that.”
Paul Giamatti - Kenny

“Men are such babies.”
Meg Ryan - Anastasia

“I came to coach basketball players, and you became students. I came to teach boys, and you became men.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Coach Ken Carter