“Stop! I smell children.”
Bette Midler - Winifred

“You know, I've always wanted a child. And now I think I'll have one... on toast!”
Bette Midler - Winifred

“- Baron: Is there a more beautiful expression of what is good in this country of ours than the innocentvoices of our children?
- Herr Zeller: Oh, come now, Baron, would you have us believe that Austria alone holds a monopoly on virtue?
- Captain von Trapp: Herr Zeller, some of us prefer Austrian voices raised in song to ugly German threats.”
Ben Wright - Herr Zeller
Christopher Plummer - Captain von Trapp

“You know what my speciality is? I can make noisy little boys disappear.”

Rupert Everett - Lord Rutledge

“Listenhere you little monster! I am gonna marry your daddy. And then you'll be on the next plane to boarding school. In Baghdad!”
Laraine Newman - Lawanda Dumore