“You know what my speciality is? I can make noisy little boys disappear.”

Rupert Everett - Lord Rutledge

“Listen here you little monster! I am gonna marry your daddy. And then you'll be on the next plane to boarding school. In Baghdad!”
Laraine Newman - Lawanda Dumore

“Stop! I smell children.”
Bette Midler - Winifred

“You know, I've always wanted a child. And now I think I'll have one... on toast!”
Bette Midler - Winifred

“You want intimidation? I'll show you intimadation.”

Todd Bosley - Jake Berman