“Don't worry. Nobody dies in this story. They just get really big boo-boos.”
Keith Scott - The Narrator

“- Helen Knable: Where's my husband?
- Murray Seidenbaum: What are you worried about him for? I ditched my wife five channels ago. She happened to meet the business end of a fifty-ton reptile. And I can tell you, I don't exactly miss dried meat loaf.”

Pam Dawber - Helen Knable
Bob Dishy - Murray Seidenbaum

“You get to do what you want. Nobody fucks with you. The only worry you got is dying. And if that happens, you won't know about it anyway.”

Kevin Dillon - Bunny

- Barbara: "Rule number two: the living usually won't see the dead".
- Adam: Won't or can't?
- Barbara: It just says "won't". God, this book is so stupid. I can't understand anything in it.
- Adam: Barb, honey... we're dead. I don't think we have very much to worry about anymore.

Geena Davis - Barbara
Alec Baldwin - Adam

“In a shark attack, or any other major tragedy, I guess the important thing is to get eaten and die, in which case there's a funeral and somebody makes a speech and everybody says what a good guy you were. Or get better, in which case everyone can forget about it. Get better or die. It's the hanging around in between that really pisses people off.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Richard