“- Debbie Thompson: Are there gonna be girls at the party?
- Rick Gassko: No... it's a 'stag' party, and that means that the 'does' stay home!
- Debbie Thompson: I'm not talking about the 'does'. I'm talking about hookers.”
Tawny Kitaen - Debbie Thompson
Tom Hanks - Rick Gassko

- Katy: Hey, Droz, how 'bout this: tonight, at the Pit, "everyone gets laid".
- James 'Droz' Andrews: It's tasteless, disgusting, and offensive. I love it.

Megan Ward - Katy
Jeremy Piven - James 'Droz' Andrews

“- Rose: I'm gonna take you to a club, you're gonna meet some young stupid hot guy, and you're gonna take all your anger and aggression out on his penis.
- Meghan: I don't know, I don't do that with penises.”
Gillian Jacobs - Rose
Jan Struther - Meghan

“- Kay King: Brod, I'm so flattered that you could come! George told me not even to bother inviting you because you never show up at these affairs.
- Brod: I figured, what the hell, the booze is free and maybe I'll get laid.”
Sally Kellerman - Kay King
Broderick Crawford - Brod

“Congratulations. On a scale of one to ten on the perversity meter, you just hit a seventy-three.”

Geoffrey Rush - Stephen Price