“I am not like the rest of my family. There’s something that makes me different.”
Anthony Gonzalez - Miguel

“- Gordon: Girls, your mother and I are getting divorced. Monogamy isn't realistic. Say it.
- Nine Year Old Amy, Five Year Old Kim: Monogamy isn't realistic.”
Colin Quinn - Gordon
Devin Fabry - Nine Year Old Amy
Carla Oudin - Five Year Old Kim

“He's my son and I should be around him. I wasn't around my dad and look at the fuckin' way I turned out.”
Ryan Gosling - Luke

“My family abandoned me. They kinda migrated without me. You should've seen what they did last year. I mean, they got up early, and quietly tied up my hands and feet, and gagged me with a field mouse, and barricaded the cave door, and covered their tracks, and traveled through water so I'd lose their scent, and... and... who needs 'em anyway?”
John Leguizamo - Sid

“I only wish that my parents could have been here to see this…but they were unable to get flights from New Jersey in time.”
Steve Carrell - General Mark R. Naird