“- Jerry Falgout: Can I buy you a drink, Lieutenant? As I recall, you used to get kinda thirsty 'bout this time of day.
- Dave Robicheaux: Hey, you're gettin' in my face, partner.
- Jerry Falgout: So?
- Dave Robicheaux: So right about now I'm thinkin' your head'd make a real nice toilet brush.”
Tuck Milligan - Jerry Falgout
Alec Baldwin - Dave Robicheaux

“- Spider: What is this, Midnight Wimp Bowling League?
- Taffy: Who are you? The Bride of Dracula?
- Spider: Oooo. Jump back. Prom queen on the loose. Or is it high school hookers?”
Linnea Quigley - Spider
Brinke Stevens - Taffy

“- Burly Cadet: Hey, farm-boy, maybe you can't count, but there are four of us and one of you.
- James T. Kirk: So go get some more guys and then it'll be an even fight.”
Jason Matthew Smith - Burly Cadet
Chris Pine - James T. Kirk

“A good fight is never clean.”
Clive Owen - Larry

“- Dim: Yarbles! Great bolshy yarblockos to you. I'll meet you with chain or nozh or britva anytime, not having you aiming tolchocks at me reasonless. Well, it stands to reason I won't have it.
- Alex: A nozh scrap any time you say.
- Dim: Doobidoob. A bit tired, maybe. Best not to say more.”
Warren Clarke - Dim
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)