“If you want them to stay, they leave. If you want them to leave, they stay.”
Lauren German - Gertle

“Sex? I can't even say the word... not that I was ever really into it, but... when you don't have any and there are no prospects, well, it's very upsetting!”
Diane Keaton - J.C. Wiatt

“There's no home safe enough, there's no country nice enough, there's no relationship secure enough; you're just setting yourself up for an even bigger fall and having an incredibly boring time in the process.”
Meg Ryan - Kate

“- Winton Chalmers: Life's a bitch.
- Del Blaine: He didn't drown, if that makes life any less bitchy.”
Bob Balaban - Winton Chalmers
Jennifer Love Hewitt - Del Blaine

“- Clive Rohan: That was a googly... I taught him how, and now he turns it against me!
- Grandfather George: The law of life, cruel isn't it?”

David Hayman - Clive Rohan
Ian Bannen - Grandfather George